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Posted:25.04.2009, 00:36

Don't judge a book by it's cover.

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Posted:25.04.2009, 09:40

look in the eyes they tell all

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via @Goldvein5

Dogs think they're human. Cats think they're gods.

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Fight for your Luck or it won't find you. Once you get it remember how you found it, but never depend on it. #luck

Want happiness? Unclench your fists, your jaw and your mind

Free life lesson from--> @BreakThruGuy
I wish I had learned sooner that the easiest way to "get" is to "give."

Posted:25.04.2009, 11:08

"To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say you too may one day be president of the United States."

— George W. Bush

Posted:25.04.2009, 11:10

"If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to a library."

— Frank Zappa

"My schoolmates would make love to anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself."

— Emo Philips

Posted:25.04.2009, 11:11

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

— "How do you breathe through that thing?"

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Posted:25.04.2009, 11:33

I came to the conclusion long ago that all life is six to five against.
Damon Runyon

Posted:25.04.2009, 11:33

sex is not the answer ,sex is the question, and yes is the answer. i believe sex is the most beautiful natural thing that money can buy.it depends on the words meaning is,durning the 1998 grand jury trial testimony about his affair wth monica lewinsky,ted kennedy they dont call me tyrannosuras sex for nothing, lol

Posted:25.04.2009, 11:34

f you play bridge badly you make your partner suffer, but if you play poker badly you make everybody happy.
Joe Laurie Jr.

Posted:25.04.2009, 11:39

"... the highway is for gamblers, better use your sense,
Take what you have gathered from coincidence..."
(Bob Dylan - It's All Over Now, Baby Blue- Bringing it all Back Home)