CLOSED| Best One Liner Quotes | Free Contest | NoLuckNeeded

Posted:17.04.2009, 14:01

The first quote is my all time favorite

"If you want a job done right send a woman!"

No guts, No glory

Reality is as you perceive it

Posted:17.04.2009, 20:19

"It's deja vu all over again" - Yogie Berra

Posted:17.04.2009, 22:35

"It doesn't matter if you win by a second or a mile, winning is winning!"
~Vin Diesel

Posted:17.04.2009, 22:43

“I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.” - Roy Croft

This reminds me sooooo much of my late husband

Posted:17.04.2009, 23:33

I haven't read every single post, so I apologize if some of these have been posted ~

“I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work, the more I have of it.” ~Thomas Jefferson

“If you are lucky enough to find a way of life you love, you have to find the courage to live it.” ~unknown

“Leroy bet me I couldn't find a pot of gold at the end, and I told him that was a stupid bet because the rainbow was enough.” ~Rita Mae Brown

“In gambling the many must lose in order that the few may win” ~George Bernard Shaw

“A man's gotta make at least one bet a day, else he could be walking around lucky and never know it” ~Jim Jones

"Horse sense is a good judgement which keeps horses from betting on people." ~W.C. Fields

Enjoy the journey, enjoy every moment, and quit worrying about winning and losing. ~Matt Biondi

"Better an ounce of luck than a pound of gold." ~Yiddish Proverb

"No one is luckier than him who believes in his luck" ~German proverb.

"The only sure thing about luck is that it will change." ~Wilson Mizner

Posted:18.04.2009, 00:44

"If you tell people where to go, but not how to get there, you'll be amazed at the results."— Gen. George Patton

"Appreciation can make a day — even change a life, Your willingness to put it into words is all that is necessary."— Margaret Cousins

"What would you attempt to do if you knew you would not fail?"— Dr. Robert Schuller

"Judge not lest ye be judged" Matthew 7

Posted:18.04.2009, 15:07

"It's a dog eat dog world, and I'm wearing Milk-Bone underwear." - George Wendt (Norm - TV show "Cheers")

Posted:18.04.2009, 15:08

Fortune favors the bold. -Confucious

Posted:18.04.2009, 17:42

"Love is all there is."

--the Beatles

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Posted:19.04.2009, 06:27

There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I mean really, really, really drunk. When the bar closed he got up to go home.
As he stumbled out the door he saw a nun walking on the sidewalk. So he stumbled over to the nun and punched her in the face.
Well the nun was really surprised but before she could do or say anything he punched her again.
This time she fell down and he stumbled over to her and kicked her in the butt, then he picked her up and threw her into a wall.
By this time the nun was pretty weak and couldn't move very much, so then he stumbled over to her, put his face right next to hers and said........ .."Not so strong tonight, are you Batman?"

Posted:19.04.2009, 07:34

1.) "Gambling is the future on the internet. You can only look at so many dirty pictures."
2.) "Suckers have no business with money anyway."
3.) "Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry."
4.) "Baccarat is a game whereby the croupier gathers in money with a flexible sculling oar, then rakes it home. If I could have borrowed his oar I would have stayed."
5.) "If I lose today, I can look forward to winning tomorrow, and if I win today, I can expect to lose tomorrow. A sure thing is no fun."
6.) "I have always wondered if the results of the Versailles Conferences would have been different if Woodrow Wilson had been a poker player."
7.) "In a bet there is a fool and a thief"
8.) "Casinos and prostitutes have the same thing in common; they are both trying to screw you out of your money and send you home with a smile on you face."
9.) "Look high, look low, and we see that gamblers actually form the majority of the world's inhabitants."
10.) "They gambled in the Garden of Eden, and they will again if there's another one."
11.) "Gambling itself will only end when human nature has changed completely and there are no more bets to win."
12.) "My last piece of advice to the degenerate slot player who thinks he can beat the one-armed bandit consists of four little words: "It can't be done."
13.) "No wife can endure a gambling husband unless he is a steady winner."
14.) "A Smith & Wesson beats four aces"
15.) "The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket."
16.) "Nobody is always a winner, and anybody who says he is, is either a liar or doesn't play poker."

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rebeccalynne123, FABULOUS!!!

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Red vs Blue? Who cares....

When the buildings fall,
when Sulley Lands,
when Susan sings,
when our heros die..
We are one.
#politics

Posted:19.04.2009, 17:19

fool me once shame on you
fool me twice shame on me.