CLOSED| Best One Liner Quotes | Free Contest | NoLuckNeeded

Posted:03.05.2009, 15:01

In life sink or swim

Posted:04.05.2009, 08:50

absence does not make the heart grow fonder, it just makes for distant, faded memories.

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Good Quotes

Posted:04.05.2009, 15:32

Two's company...three's an adult movie

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Posted:05.05.2009, 00:22

can i repost his quote?? cuz once i looked... it IS a "one line quote".. oh well.. I will anyway, cant hurt any!! (I don't think it can hurt any.....)
The first one.. is being posted for the first time... another quote I really like!!

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LadyLucky, GREAT QUOTES!!

Posted:05.05.2009, 08:27

Excuses are like A##holes...everybodies got one

Posted:05.05.2009, 08:42

I'm not tense, just terribly alert.

Posted:05.05.2009, 08:44

My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.

Posted:08.05.2009, 22:22

"Sometimes your only available transportation is a leap of faith."

-- Margaret Shepard

Posted:08.05.2009, 22:35

I intend to live forever.....

so far so good!

Rae

Posted:08.05.2009, 22:37

Women will never be equal to men until they can learn to walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut and still think their sexy!!

Rae

Posted:08.05.2009, 22:43

[We The People of The United States in Order to form a more perfect Union
Possibly the best one liner of them all!!

Rae

Posted:08.05.2009, 23:31

Good luck is often with the person who doesn't have it in their plans.