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Posted:09.10.2007, 08:02

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Posted:09.10.2007, 08:03

Why do blonds wear ponytails? Why to hide the valve stem!
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Posted:09.10.2007, 10:19

Two cowboys are discussing sex positions. One says I think I like the rodeo position best. What the heck is that says the other? Oh that's when you get your wife down on all fours and mount her from behind. Then you reach around and cup her breasts and say "man! These feel just like your sisters! Then you try and stay on for 8 seconds!
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Posted:09.10.2007, 11:13

Divorce v/s Murder!!!

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."

The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have

mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband.

That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely
not!

You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of

her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife....................

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well

now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

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Posted:09.10.2007, 12:59

Posted:09.10.2007, 13:00

Dear Wife:

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good.

I've been a good man to you for seven years, and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today, and that was the last straw.

Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had gotten a new hair cut, cooked your favorite meal, and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers.

You came home and ate in two minutes, then went straight to sleep after watching all your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't want to have sex anymore or anything. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore.

Whatever the case is, I am gone.

Your EX - Husband

P.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to West Virginia together!

Have a great life!

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Dear Ex-Husband:

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It is true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been.

I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining and griping. Too bad that doesn't work. I did notice when you got a hair cut last week. The first thing that came to mind was, "You look just like a girl!" but my mother raised me not to
say anything, if you can't say anything nice. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating steak seven years ago.
I turned away from you when you had those silk boxers on because the price tag was still on them. I prayed that it was just a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning
and your new silk boxers were $49.99.

After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So, when I discovered that I had hit the lottery for Ten Million Dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.

I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that with your letter you wrote, you won't get a dime from me.
So take care.

Signed,

Rich and Free!

P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carla, my sister, was born CARL. I hope that's not a problem.

Change is good.

Posted:09.10.2007, 13:10

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Posted:11.10.2007, 10:12

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Posted:12.10.2007, 06:21

Three little pigs went out to dinner one night.
The waiter comes and takes their drink order.
"I would like a sprite, " says the first little piggy.
:I would like a Coke, " says the second little piggy.
" I want water, lots and lots of water," says the third little piggy.
The drinks are brought out and the waiter takes their orders for dinner.
" I want a nice big steak," says the first little piggy.
" I want a salad plate," says the second little piggy.
" I want water, lots and lots of water," says the third little piggy.
The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.
" I want a banana split," says the first little piggy.
" I want a rootbeer float," says the second little piggy.
" I want water, lots and lots of water," says the third little piggy.
" Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little pigg, : but why have you only been ordering water all evening?"
The third piggy says, "Well someone has to go Wee, Wee, Wee, all the way home."

Posted:13.10.2007, 01:09

Talk To Him

The man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and asked "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"

Woman: "Why?"

Man: "Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere."

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Posted:13.10.2007, 16:51

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