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Should Children Witness Childbirth?
This is one of the funniest I've ever read! Pass it along!
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.
The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a
3-year-old
girl, to hold the light high over her mommy so he could see while he
helped
deliver the baby.
Very diligently Kathleen did as she was asked.
Her mother Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor
was born.
The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his
bottom. Connor began to cry.
The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the
wide-eyed
3-year-old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.
Kathleen quickly responded,
"He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place. Smack his ass
again." :nurse:
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Reiceved this from a friend
I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me...and as we start the summer time we all could use a little calm.
By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace. The article read: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."
So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished....and before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white wine, the Bailey's, Kahlua and Tequila, the Prozac, some Valium, some cheesecake and a box of chocolates.
You have no idea how friggin good I feel....
You may pass this on to those you feel are in need of Inner Peace
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