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Posted:07.04.2009, 12:17

Keep 'em coming:

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
-- Lily Tomlin

Posted:07.04.2009, 12:19

Oh yeah, Woody Allen again:

I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.

Posted:07.04.2009, 12:20

Shopping is better than sex. At least if you’re not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.
-- Adrienne Gusoff

Posted:07.04.2009, 12:21

This is me all over:

This woman did not fly to extremes; she lived there.
-- Quentin Crisp

Posted:07.04.2009, 12:28

if barbie is so popular why do you have to buy her friends?

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Posted:07.04.2009, 13:12

any body who says the way to a mans heart is through his stomach..flunked geography

Posted:07.04.2009, 13:13

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.
-- Gandhi

Posted:07.04.2009, 13:17

oh Roseanne ...!

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?
-- Roseanne Barr

Posted:07.04.2009, 13:24

Well, it was the Iron Lady, but this is very true:

If you want something said, ask a man; if you want something done, ask a woman.
-- Margaret Thatcher

Posted:07.04.2009, 13:25

Dance like no one is watching..............

Posted:07.04.2009, 13:32

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
-- Elayne Boosler

Posted:07.04.2009, 13:34

I am starting to like Roseanne:

Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.
-- Roseanne Barr

Posted:07.04.2009, 13:39

Very true:

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.
-- Author Unknown

Posted:07.04.2009, 22:26

a sobering thought: what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my full potential?