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Posted:05.04.2009, 21:43

money often costs to much

Posted:05.04.2009, 21:55

For poker lovers/haters:

A 44 magnum beats four aces...

Posted:05.04.2009, 21:59

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers...

Posted:05.04.2009, 22:02

I get plenty of exercise - jumping to conclusions, pushing my lucks, GAMBLING LIKE I AM IN VEGAS, and dodging deadlines.

Posted:05.04.2009, 22:08

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

Posted:05.04.2009, 22:13

without a rich heart, wealth is an ugly beggar

Posted:05.04.2009, 22:19

My thoughts exactly:

If only God would give me some clear sign like a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank . ~ Woody Allen ~

Posted:05.04.2009, 22:20

This one is really funny for someone from Holland, like me:

If people from Poland are called Poles Why aren't people from Holland called Holes ? ~ George Carlin ~

Posted:05.04.2009, 22:21

Go ahead make my day..............Clint Eastwood

Posted:05.04.2009, 22:25

When life throws you a lemon..........make lemonade

Posted:05.04.2009, 22:34

Hard work never killed anybody but why take the risk ? --- yeah, better gamble!

Posted:05.04.2009, 22:38

I love Ambrose Bierce (American author, mostly gothic/horror stories):

"All are lunatics but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher."

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Posted:05.04.2009, 22:42

Yeah, apart from loving gambling, I do love Woody Allen:

I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

What do I dislike about death ? Must be the hours....

****

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions...
(oh yeah)

Posted:05.04.2009, 22:47

Sometimes you just have to say.... what the %@#k make your move!
from the movie RISKY BUSINESS