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Posted:09.04.2009, 21:30

Okay, some more gambling quotes:

If, after the first twenty minutes, you don't know who the sucker at the table is, it's you. – Paul Newman

In the case of an earthquake hitting Las Vegas, be sure to go straight to the keno lounge. Nothing ever gets hit there. -An anonymous casino boss

Last year people won more than one billion dollars playing poker. And casinos made twenty-seven billion just by being around those people. - Samantha Bee

Poker is a lot like sex, everyone thinks they are the best, but most don't have a clue what they are doing! - Dutch Boy'd

The urge to gamble is so universal and its practice so pleasurable that I assume it must be evil. - Heywood Hale Brou

Just as outlawing alcohol did not work in the 1920s, current attempts to prohibit online gambling will not work, either. - John Conyers (indeed!)

A dollar won is twice as sweet as a dollar earned. - Paul Newman, The Color of Money

Your best chance to get a Royal Flush in a casino is in the bathroom. -VP Pappy (A crusty old sage that still roams the Green Felt Jungles in Detroit)

A gambler never makes the same mistake twice. It's usually three or more times. - VP Pappy

There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one. - Jack Yelton

They were burying a high-roller in Las Vegas and a few of his gambling cronies were gathered grave side when the minister said; "Gus is merely sleeping." His best friend was heard muttering: "I've got a hundred that says he's dead."

I used to be a heavy gambler. But now I just make mental bets. That's how I lost my mind. — Steve Allen

In Louisiana, we don't bet on football games, we bet on whether a politician is going to be indicted or not. — Mark Duffy

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Percival, Those are great!

I Love Dutch's quote

Poker is a lot like sex, everyone thinks they are the best, but most don't have a clue what they are doing! - Dutch Boyd

Posted:09.04.2009, 22:58

"IF I JUST HAVE 5 MORE DOLLARS I CAN BREAK EVEN MAN "

Posted:10.04.2009, 10:55

"If you want a job done right send a woman"

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daremeto, GOOD ONE!!!

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From: Robert C. Varga
Subject: FRIDAY'S QUOTATIONS - "Food For Weekend Thought" // 2009-04-10

FRIDAY’S QUOTATIONS // 2009-04-10

“There is nothing more frightful than ignorance in action.”

- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

“God hasn't called me to be successful. He's called me to be faithful.”

- Mother Teresa

“Too many individuals spend their lives climbing the ladder of success only to find out at the end that it is leaning on the wrong wall.”

- Stephen R. Covey

“The dust of exploded beliefs may make a fine sunset.”

- Geoffrey Madan

“The know-nothings are, unfortunately, seldom the do-nothings.”

- Mignon McLaughlin

“You have to be careful about being too careful.”

- Beryl Pfizer

“Many are the plans in a man's heart,

but it is the Lord’s purpose that prevails.”

- Proverbs 19:21

“If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or objects.”

- Albert Einstein

“Government is the great fiction through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else.”

- Frederic Bastiat

“It is not how much we do that makes a difference, it is how much we get done.”

- Rick L. Patterson

“A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.”

- Unknown

“Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in and out of favor.”

- Robert Frost

“Truth never damages a cause that is just.”

- Mohandas K. Gandhi

“Memory always obeys the commands of the heart.”

- Antoine de Rivarol

“Two men please God: who serves Him with all his heart because he knows Him; who seeks Him with all his heart because he knows Him not.”

- Nikita Ivanovich Panin

Posted:10.04.2009, 11:36

The true call of a Christian is not to do extraordinary things, but to do ordinary things in an extraordinary way.

Posted:10.04.2009, 11:37

Perfection, in a Christian sense, means becoming mature enough to give ourselves to others.

Posted:10.04.2009, 11:38

Disillusion comes only to the illusioned. One cannot be disillusioned of what one never put faith in.

Posted:10.04.2009, 13:49

You can't fix stupid.................Ron White

Posted:10.04.2009, 22:36

"The race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet." -Grantland Rice

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maybenexttime777, AWESOME Quote!

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☼ Happy Easter Quote ☼
♥ The best way to know God is to love many things.♥
Vincent Van Gogh

Posted:12.04.2009, 00:56

“Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear" by Mark Twain

Posted:12.04.2009, 01:08

Imagination is more important than knowledge...

Albert Einstein