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The parents told the little girl good night and she responded what about the patatoe ? The parents had been busy all day and missed the news. No one prepared for the tornado but everyone made it through safe . True story joke
A dad goes to a food truck and sees the menu:
Burgers: $8
Fries: $4
Handj0bs: $20.
He asks the gorgeous woman working in the truck are you the one doing the handj0bs. Yes responds the woman with a big smile.
The dad responds: Well, could you please wash your hands? I would like a burger.
My wife is watching TV and on the edge of her seat... and screaming at the TV "No,NO Don't go in the church you stupid woman..No you idiot crazy B NO for God sake stop....I ask her WTF are you watching??? She replies Our Wedding Video