CLOSED $29 Cash to win! Something FunNy Contest #3

Posted:22.02.2008, 02:43

Hope this dose not offen anyone if so i will edit post

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You guys are a RIOT!!!!

Posted:22.02.2008, 09:37

ME WINNING THE LOTTERY

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (LOL)

Posted:22.02.2008, 10:05

I got nothin:)

Posted:22.02.2008, 10:43

I finally have something funny to post:

A 3 YEAR OLD... GOD BLESS 3 YEAR OLDS!!!

One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me and my brother
who is four years older than I am. I was maybe 3 and a half years old
and had just recovered from an accident in which my arm had been broken
among other injuries.

Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a get-well gift and it was
one of my favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the
evening news and my brother was playing nearby in the living room when I
brought Daddy a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several
cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home. My
Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea,
because it was 'just the cutest thing!!'

My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of
tea for Daddy and she watches him drink it up, then she says to him,
'Did it ever occur to you that the only place that baby can reach to get
water is the toilet??'

....Mothers know!!

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Posted:22.02.2008, 11:31

OMG that is great!!! LOVE IT rsablebomb

Posted:22.02.2008, 11:41

A Few Laughs for You

Women should not have children after 35. Really... 35 children are enough.

Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at bowling alleys.

After all is said and done, usually more is said than done.

I am a nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect.

I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been giving me lately!

No one ever says, "It's only a game," when their team is winning.

I gave my son a hint. On his room door I put a sign: "CHECKOUT TIME IS 18"

"If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?"

Why do we choose from just two people for president and 50 for Miss America?"

On my first day of school my parents dropped me off at the wrong nursery. There I was... surrounded by trees and bushes.

Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?

I earn a seven-figure salary. Unfortunately, there's a decimal point involved.

Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.

My hubby and I were happy for twenty years .... then we met.

Home is where you can say anything you like 'cause nobody listens to you anyway.

I live in my own little world, but it's ok, they know me here.

Sign in pet store: "Buy one dog, get one flea..."

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the 'terminal'?

I see your IQ test results were negative.

I don't approve of political jokes... I've seen too many of them get elected.

Regular naps prevent old age..... especially if you take them while driving.

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This is not really all that funny but is kind of cute...

I was talking to Justine at Sloto'Cash yesterday
about all the winners on "Scary Rich" lately...

I was b*tchin about how I never win on it but
I know the payout % is high.

Justine says : Well when you run a casino
the payout is definately "Scary" on that game!!

Posted:22.02.2008, 12:54

Ok now that I am crying from laughing so hard after reading all of the posts..Never have a bad day when you come to here and read!!
ANYWAY!
Not sure who if any will find this funny..do to the nature of it
HOWEVER..
First of all this is my daughter who bless her heart is terminally ill with that being said here it goes.
ok ok I know quit running around the porch and just jump off..lol

One day when my daughter age 4 had a seizure her sister (my oldest then 10) was right there next to her..After Anna came out of her seizure she was mad as h*** and started to cry saying Kortney bit her tounge.
Which in reality she had bit it during the seizure.
To this day and Anna is now 8 she still will tell everyone that Kortney bit her tounge. just goes to show that behind every grey cloud there is a silver lining..In this case we all laughed because of what she said instead of crying over what had happened..

MANY MANY LAUGHS TO YOU ALL

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dawnfix, It is very imporatant to find the good
things in the bad. I am inspired by that kind of person
and I am proud to know you.

Good luck to you and your family!

Posted:22.02.2008, 14:22

This was priceless
My 2 year old granddaughter is very vocal for her age. My husband and his best friend get a few beers in them and start calling each other bitch(joking of course) well the baby acts like she's paying no attention at all so I don't say too much about it. The next day when her mom comes to pick her up she asks how she slept at Granny's house. Zayda says "I'd of slept better if those bitchs would have shut up in the kitchen."
I laughed so hard I cried

Posted:22.02.2008, 14:47

OK OK I HAD TO POST THIS EVEN THOUGH I HAVE ALREADY POSTED!!
You Know You Grew Up In the 80's if:

1. you've ever ended a sentence with the word SIKE.

2. You can sing the rap to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and can do the Carlton

3. You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey on Blossom

4. If you ever watched "Fraggle Rock"

5. It was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

6. You wore a ponytail on the side of your head.

7. You got super-excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.

8. You made your mom buy one of those clips that would hold your shirt in a knot on the side.

9. You played the game "MASH"(Mansion, Apartment, Shelter, House)

10. You wore stonewashed Jordache jean jackets and were proud of it.

11. You know the profound meaning of " WAX ON , WAX OFF"

12. You wanted to be a Goonie.

13. You ever wore fluorescent clothing. (some of us...head-to-toe)

14. You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like when he was black.

15. You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf.

16. You took lunch boxes to school...and traded Garbage Pailkids in the schoolyard.

17. You remember the CRAZE, then the BANNING of slap bracelets.

18. You still get the urge to say "NOT" after every sentence.

19. You thought your childhood friends would never leave because you exchanged handmade friendship bracelets.

21. You ever owned a pair of Jelly-Shoes.

22. After you saw Pee-Wee's Big Adventure you kept saying "I know you are, but what am I?"

23. You remember "I've fallen and I can't get up"

24. You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates.

25. You have ever played with a Skip-It.

26. You remember boom boxes and walking around with one on your shoulder like you were all that.

27. You remember watching both Gremlins movies.

28. You thought Doogie Howser/Samantha Micelli was hot.

29. You remember Alf, the lil furry brown alien from Melmac.

30. You remember New Kids on the Block when they were cool...and don't even flinch when people refer to them as "NKOTB"

31. You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By The Bell," The ORIGINAL class.

32. You know all the words to Bon Jovi - SHOT THROUGH THE HEART.

33. You just sang those words to yourself.

34. You still sing "We are the World"

35. You tight rolled your jeans.

36. You owned a bannana clip.

37. You remember "Where's the Beef?"

38. You used to (and probably still do)
say "What you talkin' 'bout Willis?"

39. You're still singing shot through the heart in your head, aren't you!

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FUNNY STUFF!!

Posted:23.02.2008, 10:40

THIS IS FUNNY JUST TRYING TO DO IT!!!!
SAY THE COLOR NOT THE WORD